Wednesday, May 30, 2012

That dog was barking all night, so I got like, zero sleep tonight, and then I had problems with my colourful email.Because that dog was barking all last night, then the man got up and started to use the computer, but he had to walk the dog. Yeah he came back, and went downstairs... plopped down on the couch, and made grunting noises while on the laptop. ohhhh, it's been a hard day.
Spam, spam, bombards me so, pesky little corporations <(spelling) like a pork in the stove. Cluttering up your inbox every nook and cranny forever. Thank you, thank you.
Email poeticness   

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

They still have the dog .=Grump=


=Grump= they brought home a dang dog, I may never get over this. gerrrrr I'm insanely mad about this.
It's white, and black, and hyper.
I'll post a photo later. =Grump=

I'm going to bite them, all of them, and it's in the living room where the humans leave it , oooo that is nice. It's in a crate most of the time that is when I come down to look, the humans call me a little biologist ha ha ha, very funny. =Grump=

Monday, May 28, 2012

The humans came home smelling like dogs, and a lot of 'em.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Now that you know what I look like...
um... never mind
This is the awesome toy of the year.
The humans cover this thing with CATNIP!!!!!!!
well sometimes... Like once a month or bimonthly maybe less...


Do you really have to take a picture of me while I'm sleeping? Really, just don't.

Tis the season

Tis the season to be shedding, fa la la la, la la la la!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

kitty kat

This is me when is was a wee little kitten!
Hi everybody. 

 oooooo do you still remember me? It's been so long since I've talked to you, hasn't it?
The five awesome things of life:
  1. Catnip 
  2. Food (A.K.A awesome smelling yummy things, steak, shrimp and crunchy treats)
  3. Yarn (yeah it's that good, you should try some).
  4. More catnip
  5. and more and more and more catnip

I have the "fun box", it's not very fun though... my humans left it out so I could play. "playing" is non grown up, and why would I do that, well, unless I got pumped up on catnip
For some reason the humans are saying I've gone soft, ha! I've not gone soft, I think i'll go torture a bug just for saying that!  humph. 

Monday, May 14, 2012

kitty kat

my humans came home smeling like sweaty feet. yup sweaty feet.

Saturday, May 12, 2012


Ate. So. Much. Catnip. I'm gonna explode!!!!
(Run away) ahhhhhhh!

Yo what's up yo. Yeah I've joined a gang yo yo yo yeah yo ha ha just kidding.
Hi all wazaki? I am enjoying my slushy right now, do not disturb. 

Friday, May 11, 2012

kitty kat

i'm sorry I haven't posted on my blog in a while ) :. The good news is I found this on the web cool stuff i found on the web. I'm all in heat again I just don't know what is happening!!!!!!!!!!

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