They took me to the vet two days ago.  I think it was to do something called "spaying", and yesterday they took away all of the food, even the dry stuff! I'm shocked that they would do any of that, completely and utterly scary fer dat matter. but anyway did i tell you about the time that the humans shoved my other kittens into the car and took them away furrever i still look for them from time to time...

I would like to thank the people that read my blog and take care of the kitties in our cat-afied world

Look at the catree, so awesome

We got a freaking Cat tree!!!!!!! Well, we got it yesterday, Black Friday I guess, it's kind of small, but the man says he's gonna enlarge it.

Alright, this what I think would make the gas prices plummet!

On thanksgiving day Lets all stop driving! srsly

I AM NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS

PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO EVERY  SINGLE BEING ON THE PLANET

STILL NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS
(paid for by a non company called seed (still
not kidding))

These are my kittens,

Claws babies may be picture perfect, but they ain't perfect altogether, for example they knocked down a large vase that almost spattered all over the floor kind of like this, but the man iz the cat and the cat is the vase.
  

I know it, I know the humans are going to TRY to give them away, them as in my babies  ) : No human or cat is going to take them away, well if they do succeed I'll let them write a few words on my blog, this is what they wrote:

Thomas: acording to mommy lefe is not alll about biteing each othr sow i guess its alll bout biteing each othr useing the litter pan and stauff.

Winston: i'm gointo be gust liek me mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GFhjsbelgbkdhuygiIUJHUIOJS

Meatball: use'n my ituintion me and winston r gonna the first ones ta go.

Eleatca: i cant even spell my nam.lkjhogdljf.nbvhud.

Look at the wittle doggie woggie in his prison...

the dog in his prison

While the kittens were sleeping/wrestling, I was browsing the files on the mans computer, guess what I found, Minecraft! I spent as much time as possible playing it till' the kittens cried for milk....oh well...

Good Morning USA!

Hi everyone, my kits have grown so much!!!! I has more photos of kittens!

                                                                Ain't they so cute?

I gotta try this later..

While the Kittens were sleeping I found pictures of cats on the computer...
   
That's all I can put...

check this out

these are my wittle cute babies, press play, you have to see it.

♥I love my kittens♥

Really Good pics of my babies 

more puddytat pix!!!!

OMG, the man took a awesome picture this is it,

My babies are unbelievably cute.

The man has picked up one kitten.... the black one... gerrrrr

♪╚§

Wowzar, kittens, I really had kittens look at this:
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Four of 'em. 2 look like me and one is black.  The humans are making evil talk of giving the kittens away, no one or nocat will take them away, my typist has to go...

one billion words

OMG the contractions have broken, a.k.a. I'm having kittens, this is an exciteing event for anycat! The humans are so happy for me : ] I'm getting baby talks from all the humans, i can take it, this so exciteing.

♪♫☼♪♫♠♠♣♦☺☻

♪♫Porkchop the Elder Scrolls Pig♫♪

The woman said to give me whatever I want, then the man gets all mean and says, "expect pork or tuna fish". That's just mean, because I just a little bit of ♪♫porkchop the elder scrolls pig♪♫, it tasted pretty good...

Hey, what up? Totally doing well with the pregnancy thing. I'm purrparing for Mini Claws, are you? Probably not, you shouldn't worry about me anyway.

I'm having one of those "holy crap, I think i'm pregnant" scares again, and this time it might be true! But besides that everything SEEMS normal, well sort of, maybe because the woman hasn't got up since their trip where THEY LEFT ME HERE FOR SIX WHOLE FREAKING DAYS ALONE! And all the man does is play something called "Minecraft", but besides all that everything seem fine.

~~~

I've figured out the type of computer the new PC is, it's a HP Pavillion g6, can't really beat $399.99 for a high Def laptop with a super multi DVD/CD burner with a really really big hard drive :Google ad choices

i smell burgers!!!

The man got a new computer a few days, ago it's nice (because it's newer, faster and windows7-y!) so, I'm not complaining about it... Well I hope you all had a nice 4th 'o July, I had a nice quiet night (besides some screaming outside...wonder what that was all about?).
 I got two new kinds of cat food! Two! one of them I'm not a fan of... And it's called, Avi! or Evo, something...

What do you mean, I can't have bacon?

<p>Really people, if you brew a medley of catnip awesomeness, you should, no, you have to give me some. It is required by law, I think.

400-some page views and counting, I'm starting to think this blog might take off, well that's what I hope hi Russia...

~~~

Oh... yeah, about the dog. the thing's not TOO bad, but he's a dog and well, dogs don't smell good AT ALL! anyway what's Tanzania?

okay

They are back, and the woman has a HUGE thing on her leg, it's big, it's tan and freaking huge!!!! I was like oh my god! Where the heck did this come from!?!? And she stays in bed ALL DAY, plus I slept in the mans bed last night too. One of the cars is missing as well, oh my gosh, what is happening...

To be continued...

No, no, this can't be happening. I don't think the're coming back...

Gone =gasp=

they've been gone FOR TWO HOLE DAYS!!! This is unforgivable. I WILL DESTROY THE'RE  THINGS.

They left for, like, so many hours, and they STILL haven't come back!!! It might be part of a sinister plot for something evil.

This is the original keyboard Cat! And yeah, it's all over the Internet too.

This is all over the Internet!!!

That Thing

I made a blog for "That Dog Thingy", call me insane if you want, I did. "It" is going to post on that blog, I am not. This is what I wrote for the frist post:


Yeah I  created a blog for It" the dog I think it's going to be a grammar and spelling  mess, so when you come here and see a post that says "i waziz sedated taday" it's not me. Right? Right.

Thanks,
Claw the Blogger

That dog

They had to sedate the dog, yes, you heard right sedate the dog, but they DID NOT lob his stuff off.

~~~

I have an epic score on Epic Combo Redux.

One million, boo ya

The're coming, the VET is coming...
beware...
I'm not going to get stabbed today, though, yes!!!

This is that dog.=guump=

But Egypt and Sapphy are. That dog is (hopefully) going to get his fun stuff lobed off (probably not , though).

~~~

I'm hungry, and I want catnip, give me some.

That dog was barking all night, so I got like, zero sleep tonight, and then I had problems with my colourful email.Because that dog was barking all last night, then the man got up and started to use the computer, but he had to walk the dog. Yeah he came back, and went downstairs... plopped down on the couch, and made grunting noises while on the laptop. ohhhh, it's been a hard day.

~~~

Spam, spam, bombards me so, pesky little corporations <(spelling) like a pork in the stove. Cluttering up your inbox every nook and cranny forever. Thank you, thank you.

Email poeticness   

They still have the dog .=Grump=

3:o9

=Grump= they brought home a dang dog, I may never get over this. gerrrrr I'm insanely mad about this.
It's white, and black, and hyper.
I'll post a photo later. =Grump=

I'm going to bite them, all of them, and it's in the living room where the humans leave it , oooo that is nice. It's in a crate most of the time that is when I come down to look, the humans call me a little biologist ha ha ha, very funny. =Grump=

The humans came home smelling like dogs, and a lot of 'em.

Now that you know what I look like...
um... never mind

This is the awesome toy of the year.

The humans cover this thing with CATNIP!!!!!!!

well sometimes... Like once a month or bimonthly maybe less...

mphhh

mphhh

Do you really have to take a picture of me while I'm sleeping? Really, just don't.

Tis the season

Tis the season to be shedding, fa la la la, la la la la!

kitty kat

This is me when is was a wee little kitten!

Hi everybody. 

 oooooo do you still remember me? It's been so long since I've talked to you, hasn't it?

~~~

The five awesome things of life:

1. Catnip 
2. Food (A.K.A awesome smelling yummy things, steak, shrimp and crunchy treats)
3. Yarn (yeah it's that good, you should try some).
4. More catnip
5. and more and more and more catnip

~~~

I have the "fun box", it's not very fun though... my humans left it out so I could play. "playing" is non grown up, and why would I do that, well, unless I got pumped up on catnip

~~~

For some reason the humans are saying I've gone soft, ha! I've not gone soft, I think i'll go torture a bug just for saying that!  humph. 

kitty kat

my humans came home smeling like sweaty feet. yup sweaty feet.

Ahhhhhh!

Ate. So. Much. Catnip. I'm gonna explode!!!!
(Run away) ahhhhhhh!

Yø

Yo what's up yo. Yeah I've joined a gang yo yo yo yeah yo ha ha just kidding.

Hi all wazaki? I am enjoying my slushy right now, do not disturb. 

kitty kat

i'm sorry I haven't posted on my blog in a while ) :. The good news is I found this on the web cool stuff i found on the web. I'm all in heat again I just don't know what is happening!!!!!!!!!!

I am the cute.

I think I'm cute, so do my humans I am the cute god of the household, yes I am.

Claw in :deli cat, cat food

Hi I got's a new kind of cat food!!! it's deli cat.... I've looked at it and it looks weird , i'll test it later. I just get new kinds of cat food like...every time it's like moving every time you run out of dry-cat-food.

p.s. um... er... i forgot what i was going to type...

Kitty Kat

Hi, waizaki (what's up)? I'm quite happy right now. Whom ever enters my line of sight shall give me food when I want it. Psycho kitty has a blog. You might not heard of that blog, I'll give you on a real computer...
Best regards,

Claw

Now I will give you the link: psychokitty.blogspot.com 

kitty kat: freak out!!!!

never run around the house at full tilt yelling: I'm hungry!!!! because Sapphy might get a little ticked off and try to kill you and get you to explode of fright. so my human comes in and tells us to stop, so I take my moment run and she runs after me and again,and tries to kill me. so my human is screaming stop that and Sapphy finally backs off. 


Litter box photo of the day:

get your human to buy you one of these.

kitty kat in...

wow, i have a lot of blogs now, three on wordpress, five on blogger, one on cheezburger, dang thats a lot. have you herd of cheezburger? Are you thinking i spelled "cheezburg" wrong? it haS things like i can has a cheez burger, whatever.

kitty kat

If any one still looks at my blog, hello.  I got a whole can of wet cat food today, i haven't gotten wet cat food in like, forever!

this is just crazy

don't let your human get you this

now for the Litter box photo of the day:

kitty kat and steak

Hi, all. That is the very old saying of blog's thru the ages. As you know the photo of the day was a litter box, the photo of the day will now be "The litter box photo of the day".


Gen.Claw reporting for duty! My human says steak is too much to pay because:

1.  they have to kill cows   : (
2. they have to, um.... never mind 

litter box photo of the day:

the littertron 3000

katty kit (kitty kat)((cat))

My human woke up, and said "there's a fish in the litter box", and then said "hello Claw", like nothing happened.

this is HTML code.

  I have lots of skills like, html, *and a good con kitten.But still i know HTML font and stuff.

cat poem: I don't like hugs and I don't do kissing, I do bite some and I'm good at hissing. 







*I used html for the boldness.

kitty kat (cat)

o.k o.k, I'm not pregnant.

 This is funny, but it needs kyooter (cuter) voices.

So I'm no pregno (pregnant). I guess that is good.  But lets get to the funny stuff, even though there Is one thing that is somewhat funny.

1. I have no funny things to say.
2. its so sad that i have no funny things to type

okay #2 did not count so thats not going to be funny


Steps to get food
not count so thats not going to be funny.

1. Be *kyoot (cute or quoot) 
2. if that does not work try purring 
3. done.you have food 

*we hope your'e kyoot (cute)

picture of the day:

wow, look at this baby!!!

kitty kat: smooth edition, oh yeah darlin'

I think I'm pregnant I went out last night to look for a mate, but i don't know why? So that's why I think I'm pregnant. Well I'm in heat now, the man and woman are like freaking out!!!  Its what cats do, i mean like cats reproduce and all that jazz. Just call me jazz kitty, oh Yeah I'm smooth, yes i am, super smooth <>= <- smooth stuff, don't ask.

kitty kat!

I got a blog on wordpress.com, but I don't really like it as much as blogger.com. I mean, wordpress is okay and all, but it's hard to navigate. Socker came up again and the man went with a ball, I don't now about it,still! gosh i really don't now about this.I have a feeling that this socker thing will come up next week.
oh! look at my blog on word press today. here is the link,
my blog on wordpress.com

kitty kat

if you noticed the fish just try to read this post okay now that your on this post and... the voting thing you can do that later hope you can come back from work soon so you can read this tomatoes tomorrow quickly nice and fast

kitty kat

i do i really do!!

I wanted to go to NY, but it smells bad. Again, if you know mark Zuckerberg tell him about this blog.

mark zuck

facebook.com/zuck
this is mark zucks facebooks page!!

kitty kat. yo Mark Zuckerburg

I saw Mark Zuckerbergs "facebook'' page!!! oh hey zuck,  look at my blog. If  you know zuckerburg, just tell him to look at catna.blogspot.com!

kitty kat

okay cattown is in NY

kitty kat

i sometimes blog at night i sometimes blog NOW. so i might be a little mean right now. so don't get to close okay, now that that's good i'm happy.i'm going to TN today so i'll blog there IF i get there i hate going to places it's so so boring.i like Catteville, i guess i'm going to Cattown next ... how 'bout clawtown or claweville or something. so today's the big day to go back to the US i have a little cat thing toy, i like it a lot. a go to list

1. Go to France.
2. Go to the US.
3. go to TN in the US.
4. go back to to MD

kitty kat

i'm in catteville, France! just think.. a place devoted to you... yeah yeah i know that it in'st clawville or something ,but just think... i got stuck in a tree last night!, i wasn't happy about that at all , but then the woman called me right then the it sounded like silk to my ears.oh...oh god!!! i'm not doing that again.

update from the man:

i love claw as much as you do i looooovvvveee claw so much but she hates when we post on her blog but we need to post on her page so she can't do something she wants to do...it has to do with mind control..

cats

oh my god there are so many cats that look just like melook at them!!!

kitty kat!

i had to wait like forever for my food! 






for your stinky goodness needs go to wag.com 

UpDate from the man:

this is not claw

that was not a pic of claw on Google yeah it looks like her but it's not.

kitty kat!

this looks like me!

when I saw this i was like OMG how did i get on Google???!!! how?

kitty kat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got promoted to gen.claw not pvt.claw anamore !!!!!

kitty kat

feed this cat for me please.

I noticed that my human posted on my page!!!!!!!! how did he get in through the protected Firefox wall and stuff. my human is so happy about me today!!!

this is not kitty kat

this is just wrong!!!

this is not kitty kat you could call it kitty kit or something. well you can guess it is by claw, but it's not

kitty kat

i nearly got 1\2 a can of cat food! like a wax tax i say! i'm not mean,really i'm not. if you think i'm mean try my little fist oops sorry........

Big cats they think i'm one! silly humans

this is a big cat!!!

 look at it, looks mean right? like really mean too

kitty kat

one of my buddys went hunting today

 that  was kinda odd, but nice gun anyway.