What do you mean, I can't have bacon?

<p>Really people, if you brew a medley of catnip awesomeness, you should, no, you have to give me some. It is required by law, I think.

400-some page views and counting, I'm starting to think this blog might take off, well that's what I hope hi Russia...

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Oh... yeah, about the dog. the thing's not TOO bad, but he's a dog and well, dogs don't smell good AT ALL! anyway what's Tanzania?

okay

They are back, and the woman has a HUGE thing on her leg, it's big, it's tan and freaking huge!!!! I was like oh my god! Where the heck did this come from!?!? And she stays in bed ALL DAY, plus I slept in the mans bed last night too. One of the cars is missing as well, oh my gosh, what is happening...

To be continued...

No, no, this can't be happening. I don't think the're coming back...

Gone =gasp=

they've been gone FOR TWO HOLE DAYS!!! This is unforgivable. I WILL DESTROY THE'RE  THINGS.

They left for, like, so many hours, and they STILL haven't come back!!! It might be part of a sinister plot for something evil.

This is the original keyboard Cat! And yeah, it's all over the Internet too.

This is all over the Internet!!!

That Thing

I made a blog for "That Dog Thingy", call me insane if you want, I did. "It" is going to post on that blog, I am not. This is what I wrote for the frist post:


Yeah I  created a blog for It" the dog I think it's going to be a grammar and spelling  mess, so when you come here and see a post that says "i waziz sedated taday" it's not me. Right? Right.

Thanks,
Claw the Blogger

That dog

They had to sedate the dog, yes, you heard right sedate the dog, but they DID NOT lob his stuff off.

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I have an epic score on Epic Combo Redux.

One million, boo ya

The're coming, the VET is coming...
beware...
I'm not going to get stabbed today, though, yes!!!

This is that dog.=guump=

But Egypt and Sapphy are. That dog is (hopefully) going to get his fun stuff lobed off (probably not , though).

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I'm hungry, and I want catnip, give me some.

That dog was barking all night, so I got like, zero sleep tonight, and then I had problems with my colourful email.Because that dog was barking all last night, then the man got up and started to use the computer, but he had to walk the dog. Yeah he came back, and went downstairs... plopped down on the couch, and made grunting noises while on the laptop. ohhhh, it's been a hard day.

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Spam, spam, bombards me so, pesky little corporations <(spelling) like a pork in the stove. Cluttering up your inbox every nook and cranny forever. Thank you, thank you.

Email poeticness   

They still have the dog .=Grump=

3:o9

=Grump= they brought home a dang dog, I may never get over this. gerrrrr I'm insanely mad about this.
It's white, and black, and hyper.
I'll post a photo later. =Grump=

I'm going to bite them, all of them, and it's in the living room where the humans leave it , oooo that is nice. It's in a crate most of the time that is when I come down to look, the humans call me a little biologist ha ha ha, very funny. =Grump=

The humans came home smelling like dogs, and a lot of 'em.

Now that you know what I look like...
um... never mind

This is the awesome toy of the year.

The humans cover this thing with CATNIP!!!!!!!

well sometimes... Like once a month or bimonthly maybe less...

mphhh

mphhh

Do you really have to take a picture of me while I'm sleeping? Really, just don't.

Tis the season

Tis the season to be shedding, fa la la la, la la la la!

kitty kat

This is me when is was a wee little kitten!

Hi everybody. 

 oooooo do you still remember me? It's been so long since I've talked to you, hasn't it?

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The five awesome things of life:

1. Catnip 
2. Food (A.K.A awesome smelling yummy things, steak, shrimp and crunchy treats)
3. Yarn (yeah it's that good, you should try some).
4. More catnip
5. and more and more and more catnip

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I have the "fun box", it's not very fun though... my humans left it out so I could play. "playing" is non grown up, and why would I do that, well, unless I got pumped up on catnip

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For some reason the humans are saying I've gone soft, ha! I've not gone soft, I think i'll go torture a bug just for saying that!  humph. 

kitty kat

my humans came home smeling like sweaty feet. yup sweaty feet.

Ahhhhhh!

Ate. So. Much. Catnip. I'm gonna explode!!!!
(Run away) ahhhhhhh!

Yø

Yo what's up yo. Yeah I've joined a gang yo yo yo yeah yo ha ha just kidding.

Hi all wazaki? I am enjoying my slushy right now, do not disturb. 

kitty kat

i'm sorry I haven't posted on my blog in a while ) :. The good news is I found this on the web cool stuff i found on the web. I'm all in heat again I just don't know what is happening!!!!!!!!!!

I am the cute.

I think I'm cute, so do my humans I am the cute god of the household, yes I am.

Claw in :deli cat, cat food

Hi I got's a new kind of cat food!!! it's deli cat.... I've looked at it and it looks weird , i'll test it later. I just get new kinds of cat food like...every time it's like moving every time you run out of dry-cat-food.

p.s. um... er... i forgot what i was going to type...

Kitty Kat

Hi, waizaki (what's up)? I'm quite happy right now. Whom ever enters my line of sight shall give me food when I want it. Psycho kitty has a blog. You might not heard of that blog, I'll give you on a real computer...
Best regards,

Claw

Now I will give you the link: psychokitty.blogspot.com 

kitty kat: freak out!!!!

never run around the house at full tilt yelling: I'm hungry!!!! because Sapphy might get a little ticked off and try to kill you and get you to explode of fright. so my human comes in and tells us to stop, so I take my moment run and she runs after me and again,and tries to kill me. so my human is screaming stop that and Sapphy finally backs off. 


Litter box photo of the day:

get your human to buy you one of these.