Hey guys, i just wanted to tell you to go subscribe to the domo arcade...


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp50U6Fn2sbTxvPlJXD5bcA

The human race uses it lol

I'm back, again... YAY!!

Ahoy there my good sir. You have probably noticed that i have not been posting as much as i would like. The reason being my internet is a piece of crap... : |.  But anyways you're here to read  some poorly crafted writing.

In the last few months the man has indeed taken that what my family wants are boxes of cat treats, like, big boxes. bigger then Costco size boxes.What is in these boxes are cat treat bags, but not any cat treat bags, the big 180g mega bags, keep in mind that one of these boxes contains not 1, not 2, not 3, but 10, Count em' ten bags of treats. It also comes with a rather cozy box to play in as well. I assume that all of these treats are for good deeds that we have done. Such as... Uhhh.... Stuff I guess.

Another thing has happened in my domain. The man thinks he can keep me out of his room with a primitive door. Ha, silly human. I just slip inside unnoticed when he visits the bath room. Lol can't stop me now puny human.

As you may have noticed, I am using the mans account to post this because the other account doesn't really work as well as it should have, sooooo he let me write this on his account.

As of me writing this post, the man has been staying home more then usual and sounding sick and stuff. He kept his door shut most of the time and sat in one place for a week or so. Thankfully, as of late, he has been sounding better and leaving his door open, but it is still very hot and humid for some reason.

Some extremely exciting new is that the people have brought another cat to do my bidding. Apparently his name is Kerbal. Now, this Kerbal cat is very rowdy and rude. He is an orange kitty, most likely unnatural and alien-ish. I have never see an orange cat before so this is a quite exciting, though seemingly dangerous event.
I eventually got to know Kerbal better as the days went on, to later win a special place in my heart known simply now as Friends.

My day today has been quite good, at night, the man opens his door and gives treats to all the kitties in the house.

Also in other new the man has a message to the kind people of the internet, switching to you Man.

Message: Go subscribe to this youtube channel and support the kittys.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAwKct6mgqqjJoWlG1-l5xA

There ya go, Enjoy.

#whatsup

Hello people I'm back, and ravaging the streets of Baltimore!
It has been almost a year since I last posted, and a LOT of things have changed. I will try to make this interesting.

Firstly, these are the things that have been happening lately. The typist has been geeking out on Doctor who  and Star Trek (the old ones).Most of that time I try to get him to feed me and pet me and DO SOMETHING WITH ME. He just sits there and says, "I'll be fine, just not right now". That was a few days ago, And he did the things I wanted him to do. lately though, he hasn't gone out early to do stuff. The man just stays at home, some times he goes out for a few hours or minutes in the afternoon. No early morning stuff.

Back in January the man got a big new computer, I mean big! Like, desktop size. It glows and everything! The big wonderful thing is that it gets warm when something pretty is on the screen!!!!!!! He even got a key board and mouse that are very good, to do my bidding on!

Anyway, onto Some more stuff about me.

Some days I get board and I start chasing my tail like a lunatic like a dog, but on really high or narrow surfaces. Does that make me crazy? The humans sure think it does. I do it so visciously that the people think I'm going to hurt my self! Sure, I've bitten myself a few times but it didn't hurt that much. What do you think, About my habit? People, they gotta be so funny.

I'll see you next time, and here's a meme.

Hello everyone ,
I am sorry if this post does not work out, but, if you will forgive me for this horrible statement, I am going to move, move to wordpress, though blogger was great, it stopped working so I will have to transfer to wordpress. here's a link to the other blog.
Thank U,
Claw

Today I, canceled my order for amazon.com : ( just because the keyboard came with a mouse... now I put the man to work again to find something that works out for me

Oh boy, today claw had me looking on the web for a brand new keyboard and mouse (I don't think that she really knows what a computer mouse is...) all day! Kensington mouse-in-a-box (I think she liked the name.) is what we are looking at on Amazon (She got a Amazon.com gift card for Christmas, Go figure...). 

(push, shove, pencils hitting the floor, grunts) 

They took me to the vet two days ago.  I think it was to do something called "spaying", and yesterday they took away all of the food, even the dry stuff! I'm shocked that they would do any of that, completely and utterly scary fer dat matter. but anyway did i tell you about the time that the humans shoved my other kittens into the car and took them away furrever i still look for them from time to time...

I would like to thank the people that read my blog and take care of the kitties in our cat-afied world

Look at the catree, so awesome

We got a freaking Cat tree!!!!!!! Well, we got it yesterday, Black Friday I guess, it's kind of small, but the man says he's gonna enlarge it.

Alright, this what I think would make the gas prices plummet!

On thanksgiving day Lets all stop driving! srsly

I AM NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS

PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO EVERY  SINGLE BEING ON THE PLANET

STILL NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS
(paid for by a non company called seed (still
not kidding))

These are my kittens,

Claws babies may be picture perfect, but they ain't perfect altogether, for example they knocked down a large vase that almost spattered all over the floor kind of like this, but the man iz the cat and the cat is the vase.
  

I know it, I know the humans are going to TRY to give them away, them as in my babies  ) : No human or cat is going to take them away, well if they do succeed I'll let them write a few words on my blog, this is what they wrote:

Thomas: acording to mommy lefe is not alll about biteing each othr sow i guess its alll bout biteing each othr useing the litter pan and stauff.

Winston: i'm gointo be gust liek me mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GFhjsbelgbkdhuygiIUJHUIOJS

Meatball: use'n my ituintion me and winston r gonna the first ones ta go.

Eleatca: i cant even spell my nam.lkjhogdljf.nbvhud.

Look at the wittle doggie woggie in his prison...

the dog in his prison

While the kittens were sleeping/wrestling, I was browsing the files on the mans computer, guess what I found, Minecraft! I spent as much time as possible playing it till' the kittens cried for milk....oh well...

Good Morning USA!

Hi everyone, my kits have grown so much!!!! I has more photos of kittens!

                                                                Ain't they so cute?

I gotta try this later..

While the Kittens were sleeping I found pictures of cats on the computer...
   
That's all I can put...

check this out

these are my wittle cute babies, press play, you have to see it.

♥I love my kittens♥

Really Good pics of my babies 

more puddytat pix!!!!

OMG, the man took a awesome picture this is it,

My babies are unbelievably cute.

The man has picked up one kitten.... the black one... gerrrrr

♪╚§

Wowzar, kittens, I really had kittens look at this:
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Four of 'em. 2 look like me and one is black.  The humans are making evil talk of giving the kittens away, no one or nocat will take them away, my typist has to go...

one billion words

OMG the contractions have broken, a.k.a. I'm having kittens, this is an exciteing event for anycat! The humans are so happy for me : ] I'm getting baby talks from all the humans, i can take it, this so exciteing.

♪♫☼♪♫♠♠♣♦☺☻

♪♫Porkchop the Elder Scrolls Pig♫♪

The woman said to give me whatever I want, then the man gets all mean and says, "expect pork or tuna fish". That's just mean, because I just a little bit of ♪♫porkchop the elder scrolls pig♪♫, it tasted pretty good...

Hey, what up? Totally doing well with the pregnancy thing. I'm purrparing for Mini Claws, are you? Probably not, you shouldn't worry about me anyway.

I'm having one of those "holy crap, I think i'm pregnant" scares again, and this time it might be true! But besides that everything SEEMS normal, well sort of, maybe because the woman hasn't got up since their trip where THEY LEFT ME HERE FOR SIX WHOLE FREAKING DAYS ALONE! And all the man does is play something called "Minecraft", but besides all that everything seem fine.

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I've figured out the type of computer the new PC is, it's a HP Pavillion g6, can't really beat $399.99 for a high Def laptop with a super multi DVD/CD burner with a really really big hard drive :Google ad choices

i smell burgers!!!

The man got a new computer a few days, ago it's nice (because it's newer, faster and windows7-y!) so, I'm not complaining about it... Well I hope you all had a nice 4th 'o July, I had a nice quiet night (besides some screaming outside...wonder what that was all about?).
 I got two new kinds of cat food! Two! one of them I'm not a fan of... And it's called, Avi! or Evo, something...